Spam me

And now for some non-sensical, three-line poems made up entirely of the unedited subject lines of spam e-mail I have received lately.

Cialis Sells Like Hot Cakes
Hayek Sarah Michelle Gellar
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So why are they so thin and fit?


The itself supermodel son
her write about losing
astride heckling
return address megalomania


Maffia Presley
Crime mob rar
feisty greedy
Enlarge your income


Radical Muslim drinking enemies’ blood
overcrowded natural history
4 FEET AND RISING SLIGHTLY.
rung patriarchy


The vendors have a genuine reason for sale
Full heart
Old Together
nutritious betray